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Microsoft vs Linux

I’ve written a quick and dirty very STUPID poem……..

MS vs Tux

MS was found in 1975 to develop n sell the BASIC tool
After little Bill and Paul dropped out from school

Soon rolled out the all-famous legendary OS MS-DOS
Which saved the company from some serious loss

Bored with the geeky commands, they created Windows
Which, like the Apple, had a GUI and a mouse

In 1991, there came another very cool guy in town :)
Which turned Bill’s face into a bitter frown :(

It was called Linux, a humble n simple cool dude
Claimed MS, I won’t give out my source code

Linux ran like a champ when put to test
n00bs didn’t realize that it was the best

MS claims that its all buggy IE rocks
It sucks to the core, shows Mozilla Firefox

With XP, Vista and 7, MS had very little to offer
Ubuntu,RedHat,Fedora,Mandriva….. just awesome n super

MS cries that it gets loads of stubborn virus
Linux doesn’t get infected, I’m damn serious

Exploits, Hacks, Vulnerabilities – MS has it all :(
Linux is really impervious, lol ;)

Cries the MS user, “I often get Blue Screen of Death”
Laughs the tux user,”Was it really worth that ?”

I switched over to linux and I’m having some gr8 fun
Guys, c’mon, now it’s really your turn ;)

  1. SHAN
    March 7th, 2010 at 18:45 | #1

    haha nice one dude :P bt u didnt mention the big guy debian and slackware :P
    u can become a song writer for linux nw

  2. September 3rd, 2010 at 20:51 | #2

    Man, awesome poem!

  1. September 3rd, 2010 at 21:24 | #1